Monday, 5 October 2015

Joke of the year

Late in 1994, an 87 year old man died in a village close to Amai, Kwale, Delta State.

The late man’s grand son, Ufiaka (26 years old and fairly educated), was given some money and asked to travel to Agbor to buy a fine casket for his grand pa’s burial.

Ufiaka left base early and arrived Agbor in good time to purchase the casket and make the return journey same day.

He was fortunate to get an open back white colored Peugeot 404 pickup heading for Amai. He, however, had to ride in the back of the pickup with the casket because two market women traveling to Amai were already seated in front with the driver.

On the home journey, they ran into a heavy rain storm close to Uronigbe and Ufiaka quickly opened the casket, lay himself nicely in the well padded interior, covered the lid and used the folded newspaper he had with him to leave a small opening between the lid and the main body of the white casket to ensure adequate ventilation.
The interior of the casket was very comfortable and Ufiaka soon fell into a very deep sleep.

The rain had subsided at the time the pickup van arrived at Umutu and during a brief stop there, two men traveling to Amai boarded the vehicle at the back and the same happened at Ubiaruku where a man and a woman traveling also to Amai entered the vehicle.

All this while, Ufiaka was enjoying his beauty sleep inside the Casket completely unaware of the new passengers who boarded at Umutu and Ubiaruku.

The pickup van arrived Amai just after 5p.m. and the driver, who was now very hungry, stopped in front of a busy bukataria to have a quick bite before proceeding onto the next village.
The sudden stoppage and reviving of the pickup’s engine woke Ufiaka who then opened
the lid of the casket and rose up.

Trouble come start! The passengers in the back of the pickup jumped out of the vehicle from various points and took to their heels in various directions.
The people eating in the buka (including the mama-put and her service girls) who saw the white casket open, and a “ghost” step out, ran off all over the place some with balls of eba and akpu in their hands.
Ufiaka, seeing people running ‘helta skelta’ was convinced that armed robbers were operating and decided to take-off in the direction three of the passengers, including the woman, were running.
When the three passengers realized that Ufiaka was running towards them, they ncreased their speed and
shouted “ghost! ghost!”ghost! and, to
further worsen the
situation, Ufiaka was dressed in
white up and down with
white shoes to match that day.

With the shouting of ‘ghost’, other people in their homes came out to see what was going on and on seeing people running at high speed all over, they joined in the race for their dear life and the number just swelled.
The driver and the two market women were the only people who knew what was on going and they had a hell of a time calming the people down and explaining that … he merely needed shelter, while it was raining.

 

Friday, 6 February 2015

CHEAP DATA PLANS ON MTN AND ETISALAT




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When you buy data from us, you pay less while getting the same speed, same quality and same duration as the normal subscription.

Our data plans has a validity period of ONE MONTH (30 days on MTN and 27-30 days on etisalat) and works on all devices such as Android phones,tablets,blackberry os10, iPhone, iPad, Windows Phone, Lumia, MTN HyNet, Modem etc.

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Friday, 23 January 2015

HOW TO MAKE AN ORDER

***Please read this important information... *****

How to make an order.

Ordering Process/Options:-

1. MTN Recharge Cards via 
   Whatsapp or SMS -

Send equivalent MTN recharge Cards' pins, together with the number receiving the data to 07031817025.
    Only MTN recharge cards are accepted if buying with recharge cards even for ETISALAT data.

For example, send in this format:-

Pins:-
1500MTN: 086734572345,
400MTN: 234971003485,
400MTN: 353463636363,
100MTN: 014833005291,
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1500MTN: 086734572345,
400MTN: 234971003485,
400MTN: 353463636363,
100MTN: 014833005291,
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Sponsor number : 08172453026

When re-ordering on Etisalat, you will need to include your sponsor number which is the number that shared data to you the last time. You can get this number by dialing *229*9#.

Your sponsor wallet data balance is 13753MB and you have 308MB data usage limit from 08094678692 valid till 2015-02-18 04:30.

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If you have been buying from another Etisalat reseller and would like to buy from us, you will need to contact your former reseller, first, to have him/her remove your number from their beneficiaries' list.


2. Bank Payment - Bank Deposit, Bank Transfer, Internet Transfer, Quickteller
Contact us to ask for our bank details  and send a message containing the number afterwards.

Have a nice day ahead.